Hot Tub, Huge Ta-tas

Alice Webb has 40HH sucklers. Yes! These are tits meant for squeezing all night. She's 5'10" and she studied karate for eight years.

A couple of fans believe that Alice looks like Madonna of the late 80s. Because we guys just have to compare. There is a resemblance in some ways.

The funniest pick-up line Alice has ever heard was, "Excuse me. I'm about to go home and masturbate, and I need a name for that face." Not bad, but it might scare off a potential booty call. Not that she's worried about taking care of herself.

The worst thing a guy can say to a woman according to Alice is "You're just like your mother." Even worse, "You make love just like your sister."

Her favorite part of a man's anatomy to look at when she sizes him up is his fingers. Because Alice says, "I like to see if he can play an instrument." You see, Alice likes guys who play musical instruments. So if you play guitar or the piano, you're gonna have an advantage over the competition for her affections. Read More »