Big & Beautiful

"For some reason, all my friends have big boobs. But they still tease me! Like, when we go to a restaurant, my boobs are always right there resting right on the table. They're like double Ds and they always say I make them look like they're A cups. I like to go to the movies. I love comedy clubs. I love to laugh and I'm a huge fan of comedy. If a guy can make me laugh, I'm just like, that's it. That's the way into my pants!"