coming soon: Rubenesque

Diane Poppos normally doesn't shower with her clothes on, even though it can get quite hot in Texas and there's an urge to cool off very quickly. It's just that the sight of sheer wet fabric stuck against Diane's voluptuous body is a must-see. The eighth wonder of the world. It's also good to study how Diane showers and how she massages and soaps up her giant dairy cans. Why so? Uhh...because.

"When you're in the shower, do you give them extra attention?" we asked.

"Oh yeah, 'cause they're large," Diane said. That's a good enough reason for us!